Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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