just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
