Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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