Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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