You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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