whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Watching her eat just hurts me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
how drunk are you?
Several
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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