But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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