Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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