He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
