jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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