This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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