Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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