I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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