Your dad touched me again.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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