Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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