I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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