just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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