i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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