i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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