did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
if i can run in heels then i can drive
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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