I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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