All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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