Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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