Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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