I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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