I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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