New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am naked and annoyed.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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