Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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