My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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