if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Randomize
