I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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