YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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