Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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