So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm going to jail i love you
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
please don't ironically join a cult
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