I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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