using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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