When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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