I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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