Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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