erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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