i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he fucked my hip out of place.
We are two peas in an std pod
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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