i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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