have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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