She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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