No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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