I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
where are you?
Hypothermia
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
