What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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