if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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