I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Text me some of your sweat
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