He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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